Don’t take it seriously 😛
/** * Top Secret * (c) 2009 Microsoft Corp. * All rights reserved */ #include <windows_xp .h> /* still need this */ #include <windows_vista .h> /* this is main part on Windows 7 */ #include <new_icons .h> /* just to make different from vista */ #include <high_spec_hardware .h> #define MAXREPORTBUG 1024 int numberOfBugs = 3457888E+08; int numberWorkingNewFeatures = 0; int totalNewFeatures = 5; void main() { // MessageBox("Welcome to Windows XP"); // MessageBox("Welcome to Windows Vista"); MessageBox("Welcome to Windows 7"); AddNewFeature(totalNewFeatures); RunXPFeature(); RunVistaFeature(); RunFancyAnimation(); // DelayTime(); /* to make look faster*/ // DelayTime(); while (!crashed) { if (HardwareCompatibilityCheck() == 1) { NewFancyInterface(); RunInternetExplorer8(); CheckUserLicence(); // DelayTime(); /* this line removed for Win7, keep remain on Vista */ // DelayTime() ; if (MouseNotFound() ) { MessageBox("Please Double Click to Continue!."); } if (IEisDefaultBrowser == false ) { MakeIEDefault(); } while (BugsFounds()) { BlameHardware(); ReportBugs(SoftwareInfo,HardwareInfo); } } } if (crashed()) { BlameHardware(); MakeSwapFile(50); // Size in GB ShowCopyRight(); ShowUserAgreement(); // do not try to blame coder RunDiskDefragment(); //try to fix to make user happy RunDiskScan(); RunHDDFlicker(); // to look its still working } } bool HardwareCompatibilityCheck() { //DelayTime(); /* to look faster */ if (ProcessorSpeed < 4 Ghz) && (MemorySize < 2 GB) { MessageBox("Your System not capable to run Windows 7. Please upgrade the hardware and try to install again."); ShowWindowsMarketPlace(); ReportBugs('Low Hardware'); WindowsRestart(); } if (GraphicCard == "Low") BSOD(); Return 1; } void MakeIEDefault() { if (BrowserDefault != InternetExplorer) { KillOtherBrowser('Opera'); /* this must set first, case again EC */ KillOtherBrowser('Firefox'); /* second priority */ KillOtherBrowser('Chrome'); KillOtherBrowser('Safari'); // KillOtherBrowser('Netscape'); } BrowserDefault('InternetExplorer'); IEisDefaultBrowser = true; } void KillOtherBrowser(BrowserName) { RemoveFile(BrowserName); RemoveRegistry(BrowserName); BlockInstall(BrowserName); } void NewFancyInterface() { bool WindowsVistaCore; WindowsVistaCore == true; // Delaytime(); /* to look faster */ ShowNewIcons(); ShowNewStyle(); ShowEverythingFancy(); /* most important for the market */ ShowNiceGraphic(); /* also important */ } void ReportBugs(string ErrorReport) { if (numberOfBugs > MAXREPORTBUG) { IgnoreReportBugs(); } if (Length(ErrorReport) > 128) //not exceed than 128 char { IgnoreReportBugs(); } /* those line above is important to avoid flooding bugs report */ DelayTime(); BlameHardware(); SendErrorReport(ErrorReport); numberOfBugs += 1; } </high_spec_hardware></new_icons></windows_vista></windows_xp> |
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