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/**
* Top Secret
* (c) 2009 Microsoft Corp.
* All rights reserved
*/

#include  /* still need this */
#include  /* this is main part on Windows 7 */
#include  /* just to make different from vista */
#include 

#define MAXREPORTBUG 1024

int numberOfBugs = 3457888E+08;
int numberWorkingNewFeatures = 0;
int totalNewFeatures = 5;

void main()
{
 // MessageBox("Welcome to Windows XP");
 // MessageBox("Welcome to Windows Vista");
 MessageBox("Welcome to Windows 7");
 AddNewFeature(totalNewFeatures);
 RunXPFeature();
 RunVistaFeature();
 RunFancyAnimation();
 // DelayTime();  /* to make look faster*/
 // DelayTime();

 while (!crashed)
 {
   if (HardwareCompatibilityCheck() == 1)
   {
     NewFancyInterface();
     RunInternetExplorer8();
     CheckUserLicence();
     // DelayTime(); /* this line removed for Win7, keep remain on Vista */
     // DelayTime() ;

      if (MouseNotFound() )
         {
            MessageBox("Please Double Click to Continue!.");
         }

     if (IEisDefaultBrowser == false )
         {
           MakeIEDefault();
         }

      while (BugsFounds())
	  {
		  BlameHardware();
		  ReportBugs(SoftwareInfo,HardwareInfo);
	  }
   }
 }

 if (crashed())
  {
   BlameHardware();
   MakeSwapFile(50); //  Size in GB
   ShowCopyRight();
   ShowUserAgreement(); // do not try to blame coder
   RunDiskDefragment(); //try to fix to make user happy
   RunDiskScan();
   RunHDDFlicker(); // to look its still working
  }
}

bool HardwareCompatibilityCheck()
{
 //DelayTime(); /* to look faster */
 if (ProcessorSpeed < 4 Ghz) && (MemorySize < 2 GB)
 {
  MessageBox("Your System not capable to run Windows 7. Please upgrade the hardware and try to install again.");
  ShowWindowsMarketPlace();
  ReportBugs('Low Hardware');
  WindowsRestart();
 }
 if (GraphicCard == "Low")
 BSOD();
 Return 1;
}

void MakeIEDefault()
{
 if (BrowserDefault != InternetExplorer)
  {
    KillOtherBrowser('Opera'); /* this must set first,  case again EC */
    KillOtherBrowser('Firefox'); /* second priority */
    KillOtherBrowser('Chrome');
    KillOtherBrowser('Safari');
	// KillOtherBrowser('Netscape');
  }
  BrowserDefault('InternetExplorer');
  IEisDefaultBrowser = true;
}

void KillOtherBrowser(BrowserName)
{
 RemoveFile(BrowserName);
 RemoveRegistry(BrowserName);
 BlockInstall(BrowserName);
}

void NewFancyInterface()
{
 bool WindowsVistaCore;

 WindowsVistaCore == true;
 // Delaytime(); /* to look faster */
 ShowNewIcons();
 ShowNewStyle();
 ShowEverythingFancy(); /* most important for the market */
 ShowNiceGraphic(); /* also important */
}

void ReportBugs(string ErrorReport)
{
 if (numberOfBugs > MAXREPORTBUG)
  {
   IgnoreReportBugs();
  }
 if (Length(ErrorReport) > 128) //not exceed than 128 char
  {
   IgnoreReportBugs();
  }
 /* those line above is important
      to avoid flooding bugs report
  */
 DelayTime();
 BlameHardware();
 SendErrorReport(ErrorReport);
 numberOfBugs += 1;
}

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